Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Slutty Halloween Costumes?

Halloween 2010
For the past several years, I have rocked various costumes that have ranged from clever to historical to literary to funny, etc.  I have not done the skanky halloween costume, except for a brief foray into short-skirted cowgirl-dom 2 years ago, and that wasn't actually slutterific.
Don't you just love a big pile of drunk girls on Halloween?
This year, however, Alex and I are going to St. Louis to see Mates of State play a Halloween show, and Alex has a brilliant idea for a costume-- The General from the insurance ads!
For the best insurance rates online, go to the general and save some time!

At a loss, and with no way of topping my infamous Vanna White costume, I decided to slut it up a bit this year.
My ploy actually worked, and I don't think I bought myself a drink the entire night.  I'm a genius.
After much debate, I finally settled on a pin-up version of a sailor.  And today, my costume finally came in the mail.  And it. Is. So.  Soooooo. Cute!  Here's the model's photo.  I'm gonna need to get a push-up bra for this thing, or become the Queen ala Chicken Cutlets, but other than that-- this thing fits like a glove!  I can't wait to wear it!
Well, hellloooooo Sailor!

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